I just cut my nipple shaving
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
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