Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'm too high and old for this...
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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