Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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