He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
it was like eating out sand paper
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Randomize
