the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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