I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
sex in a hospital.. check
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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