This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Randomize
