On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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