Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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