I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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