i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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