Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
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haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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