508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
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