Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Oh god it's open bar.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
