He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
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