I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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