In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
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Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
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One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
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