Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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