At least make sure they are 18
Why
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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