How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
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I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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