He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
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