hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
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i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
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Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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