This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
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we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
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You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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