Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
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i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
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I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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