your parents love me but you hate me
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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