After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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