seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
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In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
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Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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