? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
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