your parents love me but you hate me
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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