Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
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I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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