You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
why is half of my head shaved?
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