so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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