Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
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Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
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You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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