I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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