i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
now i know why i became what i already was.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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