the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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