do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
He kissed a someone with a penis
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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