awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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