i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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