I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
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He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means