How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other