I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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