i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
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