I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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