I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Why is there bacon in the couch?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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