he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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