your parents love me but you hate me
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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