I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
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Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
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I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Randomize