You really coming over, don't trick.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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