Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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