If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Randomize
