this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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