Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
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So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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