i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
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What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
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Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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