I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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