I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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