A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
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